Friday, October 2, 2009

How well do you know your teammates?

To give all of you a break during the recess week, i found some interesting/disturbing photos of some of our Se7en players, and their evolution from BOYS TO MENZZZ!!! Lets see if u can identify all of them, proving how well u know your teammates.

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This is quite hard, but you have to look carefully. Hint: Status-In a relationship


Hint: Look at the ears! Very similar to a chelsea player..hmmmm


Easy one, but just wanna put it up to disturb him. OUR very own BRO!SO CHARMING, SO COOL


Wanna act cool but not so cool afterall...zzzz


This is a good one, im not refering to the dog though

LAST of all, probably the easiest BUT the BEST OF ALL!


He look so much happier back in his JC days...what happened?

The Se7en Webmaster must apologise for putting up these disturbing pictures and these are only for our own entertainment. Lets keep this to ourself to protect the victims' rights. Thats all folks!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Match Report

Hall 11 4 - 2 Hall 7

As we all know, we played badly in the first half, letting all 4 goals in a space of 20mins? Like i said, its not how skillfull or fast our players are, but how determined we want the ball. All of you can see the difference between the second and third half, how we chase the opponents down.

Nevertheless, i can go on and on but the fact is, we are still miles and miles away from getting the standard we want, like i said, if u really want the gold, everyone must be prepared to work hard and die on the field.

I never want to see any repeat of the first half again.
For your information, our committed keeper Jespal dislocated his finger last tues. So, pls send him a message and ask him how he is. 9880 6339 - Jespal

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Message from Se7en loanshark...

The names below had been blacklisted by the Se7en Financial Department for failing to pay the soccer fund of $30 promptly:

1. Cax
2. Yuan Ming
3. Kai Jie

After repeated reminders, these 3 black sheeps still refused to pay up. Left with no choice, Se7en Financial Department hired the Se7en loanshark to be in charge of collecting the funds.

Interview with the loanshark states that they will use all sorts of methods, including hanging pig heads at their hall room, urinating at their boots and disturbing their girlfriends. Quoted: " You better pay up! or else your gf staying at block 36 better watch out!".

Checking the Se7en record books, accountants are reportedly furious with one person, CAX, who have always been VERY LATE in his payment for his 3 years in Se7en Soccer. Loansharks have been spotted putting up pictures of him (like one below)around hall to seek him. Cax, if you are looking at this, you better watch your own back.


Cax with his cocky look. But who will have the last laugh?

Anyway, as all of you can see, our standard from the previous friendly is definitely not not good enough at all. So all please buck up!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Friendly match with coach's under 18 team (Tues, 15th Sep)

Ok guys, the friendly is on. Details are as below:

Attire: All playing MUST wear shin pads! If not you dont play(you can borrow, buy, steal, make, just make sure you have one when you are playing).

We will be wearing BLUE top.

Time: Be there by 5pm for warm up.

Where: Side field.

This will be the first practice match for the year 1s, so pls dont panic, relax, see you tommorrow! Drink lots of water for the non-muslim ppl. Cheers.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Lookalikes? Or long lost brothers?

Below are people commonly mistaken for each other; View at your own RISK.


Evra= King of Gambler?


99.99999% MATCH!!


Look at the identical ears man...


Our very own IVP player; Diyar


I think the pose,captain's armband and the hair matched perfectly


Battle of the loudest and biggest?


kelvinder, its proven that you should grow his hair

Last of all,(give you all chance to laugh at me) tons of ppl say we look alike, but i beg to differ. Obviously i look better right.



Just for laughs. For suggestions of anymore lookalikes you would like to share, pls inform KT. Cheers!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Missing Person

The individual listed below have been reported missing in Se7en Soccer.

Se7en Soccer is seeking any information on his whereabout. If you have seen the person pictured below, or have urgent information pertaining to his whereabout, you are encouraged to call Se7en Soccer hotline at 98737950. (Alternatively, you can email where_the_hell_is_malcom@se7ensoccer.sg. (Please note that emails will be dealt with only on the next working day).


Name: Malcom Chew
Race: Chinese
Nationality: Singaporean (Chance of converting to Chinese International)
Age: 23 years old (Do not be deceived by his looks)
Gender: Male
Weight: Censored(Parental Guidance needed)
Height: 1.80 m Monster
Complexion: Fair
Build: OH MY GOD
Attire (last worn): Hall Se7en White T shirt(Not washed for months,from reliable sources)


Date and time reported missing:
11 Jun 08

Last seen date and time:
Since last IHG Soccer Finals.

Last seen location:
Hall 7 Block 38 Level 1

Distinguishing marks/ Fav Move:
Always remembered for his loud "zhuaaaaaa!!!" (Pls refer to picture below)


Details:
Malcom have been uncontactable ever since the IHG soccer finals. Anyone who knows any information about him please inform the Se7en Soccer admin staff because Se7en Soccer is reportedly suffering from a financial crisis and in need of money from Malcom. Malcom if you are looking at this article, please write a message at the tagboard so that we know you are safe and sound. All the BEST.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Lakesh hands in Hall 8 transfer request

Hall 8 midfieder Lakesh has reportedly handed in a transfer request to try and force the pace of his move to Hall 7.

The Gombak United Prime League player is said to be determined to secure his move to Hall 7.

A club source has confirmed Lakesh handed in a written transfer request, having only previously told Paulus, the Hall 8 Sports Sec, verbally that he wanted out of Hall 8.

Now it seems he has his heart set on a move to Hall 7, after being spotted by reporters in Penisular buying boots with Hall 7 players, including Booney, Pengz, Yuanming and Kt.


Lakesh: On his way to Hall 7?

Lakesh's agent told se7ensoccernet.com: 'If Hall 7 really come with a very good person to swap with, I believe Lakesh may leave Hall 8 as it would be the best for him and his girlfriend.

Now, the Hall 8 star's brother has claimed Lakesh is keen to link up with fellow countryman Kt.

'I am sure Kt and Lakesh have spoken,' he said. 'Kt is one of the people who have been pushing the most for Lakesh to play at Hall 7.'

Upon knowing this rumours, fans of hall 8 started the "Lakesh, dont go" campaign, urging the center midfielder not to leave.



Meanwhile, knowing that the possible swap between veteran wx and lakesh, fans have been protesting against the club's decision, as they do not want an "owen" in their young squad.



Lakesh is due to move back to Hall 8 first when school reopens as the negotiations over his possible transfer drag on.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Owen scores as Se7en records unconvincing victory

Se7en recorded their first victory of the pre-season campaign with an 1-0 win over the NJC punksters on Sunday early afternoon.

A pre-match scare came from yuanming as he claimed that there are 20 players in the NJC team, only to realise they only had 10 men before the game got underway. With external support from both kee siang and manfred (both heavily linked with a move to se7en), the match went on with Njc in red and the away side sporting their stylish white away strip.

Just right after the kickoff, the ball was played to the left flank. Out of the blue, manfred fell straight, butt down(very ugly sight) while back-tracking. "Who slide me ar?!" could be heard from manfred as the ref waves play on. No protests from the team as there was obviously nobody around him.

After a tentative opening, our very own Owen(aka WX)had the first opportunity of the game when he received a give-away ball from the Njc defender. With only a few yards out, the 30-year-old ex-hall 5 striker blasted the ball over, as if the goal post was as high as the rugby goal. Upon the stunning shot, many of his teammates were heard hurling vulgarities at him, some say including the referee.

More chances came as both manfred and boon took control of the flanks, with the tireless kee siang and leslie commanding the center. One incident came when manfred from left flank decided to square the ball back to boon outside the box, only to be rejected by boon's “什么来的”.For all their possession, the Se7en Team were struggling to break down a stubborn Njc rearguard.

Another highlight came when se7en was awarded a freekick outside the post. Taking charge were the 2 most senior players, leslie and wx. However, wx's freekick was once again disappointing and we wished that his shot were as nice as his pose with leslie before the kick.

The best chance of the first half came from boon, as the young winger was looking lively and he was unfortunate to see his shot on the turn deflected away from the post by the Njc keeper on the half hour mark, after some excellent link-up play involving peng. The score ended 0-0 as the second half ended. Fans could be heard from the sides, requesting wx not to take anymore corners.

Changes were made during the interval as jiaxi came on in midfield to replace ym, while cax and kj switched positions.

Second half was much the same as more chances were created, only to be wasted by Se7en's lousy finishing. However, what was commendable was Se7en's stable defence, as the Njc punksters found it hard to break down.

Finally, the visitors finally opened the scoring minutes after the second half when manfred's low drive from the side found an open wx, landing a direct shot straight at the Njc keeper. Upon seeng so many chances wasted by wx, the keeper decided to help him by scooping the ball backwards into his own goal, enabling wx to cap his first pre-season goal.

Further chances were created with the introduction of kt, sending numerous through balls to the flanks. The final chance came from cax's swerving cross connected by wx's header, only to hit the post. The rebound fell to kt, however, sending the ball over with his lousy header from few yards out. Fans showed their appreciation as they know that it is the bumpy ground and lousy ball that caused him to miss it.

The match ended 1-0 to the Se7en Team.

After the match, speculations continued with lakesh rumoured to be linked to Se7en, as a possible swap between wx and lakesh seems to come to a deal. wx was reported to have fallen out with his teammates, one incident claiming that he wanted to challenge the no.9 shirt with BH9.

Se7en: Duh Xiang, Cax, Kai Jie, Linus, Yuan Ming, Leslie, Kee Siang, Boon, Manfred, Peng, Wei Xiong, KT, Jia Xi.

Fee free to add any comments on the match guys. :)

Now, for the Toyota Girl of the Week.


PS: anyone knows this girl please let me know, i want to add her on facebook. hahaha

Friday, July 24, 2009

Finally...our first pre-season friendly

Who: Against the NJC punksters

Where: Blk 367 Yishun Ring Road
(from yishun interchange, take bus no. 804, alight 6th bustop)

What Time: 1030am REACH

Wear What: White(hall 7 shirt), black (kappa), black (kappa)

Key man to watch: Cax(rumoured to be driving there from the east, Leslie(loitering around yishun mrt), Booney(west side people take note)

You are responsible to find your own transport there, late comers will pay more for the field and ref. :)

Pls mark your attendance below, so that i know whose coming.

KT

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Special One on 3rd July












Guess what??!! 3rd July is the birth of the first emokia that we have ever encountered in our life(guess its a honour?). We would like to thank him for all his weird behaviours, "stylish" hairstyles, supper ideas and his soccer contributions (that led us into winning the GOLD). Lastly, to "commemorate" this special day, here is a few memories of booney's life in Hall 7. Cheers!







Booney's fav takraw pose with his best fren in hall 7













ok...no comments for this photo......zzzzzzz
Scandal of the Year 08/09














"Toyota EmoKia of the Year"













How can this post be complete without us..:)
Last of all, on behalf of the Hall 7 Team, we like to wish our "Ronaldo/Emokia/PCK" a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Those "true frens" pls take ur precious time off to leave a birthday msg for booney at the tagboard. Spread the love.

KT
(Best captain/fren/Bro/player in the world) :)