Friday, August 28, 2009

Missing Person

The individual listed below have been reported missing in Se7en Soccer.

Se7en Soccer is seeking any information on his whereabout. If you have seen the person pictured below, or have urgent information pertaining to his whereabout, you are encouraged to call Se7en Soccer hotline at 98737950. (Alternatively, you can email where_the_hell_is_malcom@se7ensoccer.sg. (Please note that emails will be dealt with only on the next working day).


Name: Malcom Chew
Race: Chinese
Nationality: Singaporean (Chance of converting to Chinese International)
Age: 23 years old (Do not be deceived by his looks)
Gender: Male
Weight: Censored(Parental Guidance needed)
Height: 1.80 m Monster
Complexion: Fair
Build: OH MY GOD
Attire (last worn): Hall Se7en White T shirt(Not washed for months,from reliable sources)


Date and time reported missing:
11 Jun 08

Last seen date and time:
Since last IHG Soccer Finals.

Last seen location:
Hall 7 Block 38 Level 1

Distinguishing marks/ Fav Move:
Always remembered for his loud "zhuaaaaaa!!!" (Pls refer to picture below)


Details:
Malcom have been uncontactable ever since the IHG soccer finals. Anyone who knows any information about him please inform the Se7en Soccer admin staff because Se7en Soccer is reportedly suffering from a financial crisis and in need of money from Malcom. Malcom if you are looking at this article, please write a message at the tagboard so that we know you are safe and sound. All the BEST.

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